1A3. We are not sarcastic, we are hilarious. We are not annoying, We are just cooler than you are. We are not mean, we just don't like you. And hey, we're not obsessed with anything. We're just your friend.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"